Today, August 15th, is Tell A Joke Day! One thing we know for certain about our canine companions: they certainly do keep us laughing! We can’t resist getting in on the fun a bit on this one. Read on as a local Scottsdale, AZ veterinarian lists some ‘pawesomely’ bad dog jokes.

Why Are Dogs Terrible Dancers?
Because they have two left feet

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree?
Bark

What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
Their masters’ pedigrees!

What Do You Call A Dog With A Surround Sound System?
A sub-woofer

What Kind Of Dog Doesn’t Bark?
A Hush Puppy

Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a Boxer.

Which dog breed is Dracula’s favorite?
Bloodhound

What Kind Of Dog Keeps Time?
A Watchdog

What Do Dogs And Cell Phones Have In Common?
Both have collar ID

What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?
They’re both dog-eared.

What Do You Call A Dog Magician?
A Labra-cadabra-dor

What Do Dogs Say Before Eating?
Bone Appetite!

What Do Dalmatians Say After Eating?
That hit the spot!

What Do You Get When You Cross A Border Collie And A Dandelion?
A Collie-flower

What Do You Get When You Cross A Rooster, A Poodle, and A Cocker Spaniel?
A Cocker-Poodle-Doo

What Happens When You Cross A Racing Dog And A Bumblebee?
A Greyhound Buzz

When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with the mailman

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog

Why is a noisy yappy dog like a tree?
They both have a lot of bark

How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch!
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oliver!
Oliver who?
Oliver sudden my dog went crazy!

Why can’t you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?
Knock knock!
Dog: “grrrr, woof, woof, bark, bark, bark”

That’s all, folks!

Please contact Raintree, your Scottsdale, AZ pet clinic, with any questions or concerns about your dog’s health or care.

We’re here to help .., and that’s no joke!