Today, August 15th, is Tell A Joke Day! One thing we know for certain about our canine companions: they certainly do keep us laughing! We can’t resist getting in on the fun a bit on this one. Read on as a local Scottsdale, AZ veterinarian lists some ‘pawesomely’ bad dog jokes.
Why Are Dogs Terrible Dancers?
Because they have two left feet
What Did The Dog Say To The Tree?
What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
Their masters’ pedigrees!
What Do You Call A Dog With A Surround Sound System?
What Kind Of Dog Doesn’t Bark?
A Hush Puppy
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a Boxer.
Which dog breed is Dracula’s favorite?
What Kind Of Dog Keeps Time?
What Do Dogs And Cell Phones Have In Common?
Both have collar ID
What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?
They’re both dog-eared.
What Do You Call A Dog Magician?
What Do Dogs Say Before Eating?
What Do Dalmatians Say After Eating?
That hit the spot!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Border Collie And A Dandelion?
What Do You Get When You Cross A Rooster, A Poodle, and A Cocker Spaniel?
What Happens When You Cross A Racing Dog And A Bumblebee?
A Greyhound Buzz
When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with the mailman
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog
Why is a noisy yappy dog like a tree?
They both have a lot of bark
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
Oliver sudden my dog went crazy!
Why can’t you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?
Dog: “grrrr, woof, woof, bark, bark, bark”
That’s all, folks!
Please contact Raintree, your Scottsdale, AZ pet clinic, with any questions or concerns about your dog’s health or care.
We’re here to help .., and that’s no joke!